{"product_id":"blue-collar-quotes-square-sticker-i-am-impressed-by-your-stupidity-novelty-laptop-decal","title":"Blue Collar Quotes Square Sticker — \"I Am Impressed By Your Stupidity\" Novelty Laptop Decal","description":"A bold square sticker that speaks straight to the hardworking, no-nonsense crowd. The vintage-industrial emblem — wrench, flag and “Blue Collar Quotes” seal — sits beneath a wry line of text for a tough, sarcastic voice. The glossy vinyl brings out the deep navy and muted cream tones, giving a weathered, tool-bench feel while keeping colors vivid. Stick it to laptops, toolboxes, water-resistant cases or notebooks to add character and a little attitude where it belongs. The sticker’s durable vinyl and strong acrylic adhesive mean it stays put on smooth indoor surfaces and keeps its shine under daily wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with 3M acrylic adhesive backing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish for scratch resistance and bright appearance\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with eco-solvent inks for vivid, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes to suit laptops, notebooks, and toolboxes\u003cbr\u003e- Designed for indoor use (not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":47212671697079,"sku":"16272111104058738605","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47212671729847,"sku":"79080647436837549757","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47212671762615,"sku":"31325936380578172884","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47212671795383,"sku":"17500797173675542608","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/1652\/2423\/files\/4841163508293379646_2048.jpg?v=1774801702","url":"https:\/\/bluecollarquotes.us\/products\/blue-collar-quotes-square-sticker-i-am-impressed-by-your-stupidity-novelty-laptop-decal","provider":"Blue collar quotes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}